Wednesday, November 9, 2016

Make The United States Fit Again!

  • ·         Anti-Trump post = 10 push ups
  • ·         Trumps a racist/misogynist/sexist/bigot = 30 sit ups
  • ·         Scroll past a blacked out profile pic = 1 minute plank (add one minute for every day past election day)
  • ·         #Imstillwithher = running in place with high knee raises for one minute (add one minute for every day past election day)
  • ·         See a Riot or shooting post over the Election = 10 burpees (add 10 burpees for every day past election day)
  • ·         “I feel sorry for (X) minority” = 20 jumping jacks
  • ·         Anything along the lines of “RIP America” = Side Plank for 1 minute per and do both sides (add one minute for every day past election day)
  • ·         Someone you know moves out of the United States after saying they would = No Coffee for 1 week
  • ·         A celebrity you follow moves out of the United States after saying they would = No Sugar for 1 week
  • ·         News Media says Bernie would have beaten Trump = No GMO food for 1 Month
Think you can survive this? 


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